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Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce
Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce
Professor Phardtpounders Colan Cleaner Hot Sauce - Elixer of capsaicin extremus is an excellent creation of a Caribbean mustard hot sauce. This product comes to us from Barbados... 
 
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Contempt of Court Hot Pepper Sauce
Contempt of Court Hot Pepper Sauce
Contempt never tasted so good. While the actions of your lawyer may leave you in contempt and the ruling of the judge may create slanderous thoughts, the judicial mel... 
 
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Dickhead Hot Sauce
Dickhead Hot Sauce
A real pain in the ass. This hillarious hot sauce features America's number one enemy and what we think may be hiding underneath that turban.

Size: 5 FL.OZ.
Heat Rating: 7
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Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage Mind Blowin Hot Sauce

Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage Mind Blowin Hot Sauce
Hot Sauce calls the dude on the label the Bones Man. He's a hard ridin' biker buddy of mine; who is always thought of himself as a bad motor scooter, until he tried the Brain Damage Mind Blowin Hot Sauce. Now this hot sauce is not for wimps or people j...

 
 
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Dumb Ass Hot Sauce
Dumb Ass Hot Sauce
Do you have that Smart Ass friend or relative that always says Nothing is too hot for me? Enjoy today by giving that special person DUMB ASS hot sauce. Water, Habanero Peppers, Vineg... 
 
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Fire in the Hole Hot Sauce
Fire in the Hole Hot Sauce
So hot you will want ot sit in the creek. This is a classic Habanero recipe from the folks at Tejas Gourmet. Sprinkle Fire in the Hole Habanero Hot Sauce on meat entrees, sea... 
 
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Gates of Hell Garlic Hot Sauce
gates of hell garlic hot sauceA great table sauce that will make your mouth sizzle. Delicious blend of cayenne peppers and spices.

5 ounce bottle

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Colonel Condom's Hot Sauce
Colonel Condom's Hot Sauce
It ain't no Caribbean condiment! This sauce provides the protection you need against bland food!

Size: 5 FL.OZ.
Heat Rating: 7
Ingredients: Habanero Peppers, Carrots, Onions, Vi...



 
 
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Crapper Jon's Ultra Hot Sauce
Crapper Jon's Ultra Hot Sauce
Bypass the middleman and save your ass! You have to hunt and search for a sauce this good and hot. But you, your anus, toilet, and any critters have to sufer in the long r... 
 
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Don't Be A Chicken Shit Hot Sauce
Don't Be A Chicken Shit Hot Sauce
In life, you can either be a man or a chicken shit. Yes, this is one HOT sauce. In fact, it has enough heat to make a bald man grow hair. But it also has great taste. ... 
 
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Don't Piss Me Off Hot Sauce with Key Chain
Don't Piss Me Off Hot Sauce with Key Chain
Just tasty enough to piss you off, Just hot enough to piss them off! This collectible sauce comes with a cute baby keychain that really pees!

Size: 5 FL.OZ.
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Fire Ant Juice Gourmet Hot Sauce
fire ant juice gourmet hot sauce

Fire Ant Juice Gourmet Hot Sauce
It really bites! Fire Ant Juice will blast you with flavor.

Size: 5 FL.OZ.
Heat Rating: 7
Ingredients: Cayenne Peppers, Jalapeno Peppers, Habanero Peppers, Onions, Vinegar...



 
 
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Fuel The Mule Hot Sauce

Fuel The Mule Hot Sauce
Made extra-hot for your ass! Please don't donkey around with this sauce because it will make a jackass out of you!


Size: 5 FL.OZ.
Heat Rating: 5
Ingredients: Aged Red Peppers, Vin...


 
 
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